mehar-badshah
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 |  Subject: Funny poetry  Sun Feb 10, 2008 4:11 am | |
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LITTLE SENSE SERIES:
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>· Khud ko kar buland itnaa....
>· Keh' K-2 ki choti pe jaa pahunchay....
>· aur khuda tumse puche....
>· 'Abe be-waqoof gadhe... ab utray-ga kaisay '
>
>· jise dil diya woh dilli (delhi) chalee gayi
>· jise pyar kiya woh italy chalee gayi
>· dil ne kaha khud-kushi(sucide) kar lay zaalim
>· bijlee ko haath lagaya to bijlee chalee gayee
>
>· kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai
>· kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai
>· keh akhir kyon kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai??
>
>· ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
>· PYAAR MEIN DHOKA SERIES:
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>· Maine tujhe sau-sau khat likhe,
>· tune kisi ka bhi jawab nahi diya;
>· kahin tere dil mein raddi ki tokri to nahi?
>
>· Maine tumhare yaadon mein ro ro ke tub bhar diya
>· Magar tum itney be-wafa nikle ki nahake chal diye...
>
>· ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
>· TOTAL NONSENSE SERIES:
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>· Jee karta hai ki teri nili nili aankhon main dub jaoon
>· Jee karta hai ki teri nili nili aankhon main dub jaoon
>· Splash !
>
>· Yeh aankhen hai ya neeli jheel?
>· Yeh aankhen hai ya neeli jheel?
>· So? What's the big deal?
>
>· Dharti so rahi hai,
>· Aasman so raha hai
>· Dharti so rahi hai,
>· Aasman so raha hai
>· Nonsense! yeh sab kya ho raha hai?
>
>
>· Aasmaan mein urr raha hai kabootar
>· Aasmaan mein urr raha hai kabootar
>· Flutter Flutter, Flutter Flutter
>
>· Dharti, taarey, pahaar, pathar
>· Dharti, taarey, pahaar, pathar........
>· Ekhattar, bahattar, chauhattar !
>· ( tehattar is on leave )
>
>· Aaj aasmaan mein taare aise chamak rahe hain
>· Aaj aasmaan mein taare aise chamak rahe hain........
>· Bilkul jaise kal chamak rahe the...(wah wah)
>
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>· ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
>· DOOR SE DEKHA SERIES:
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>· Door se dekha to kuchh nazar nahi aya.....
>· Dooor se dekhaaa... to kuchh nazar nahi aya.....
>· Paas jake dekhaa to kuchh tha hi nahi
>
>· Door se dekha to Patthhar dikhta tha.....
>· Dooor se dekha... to Patthharr dikhtaa thaa.....
>· Paas jake dekha to... suchmuch Patthhar hi thaa...
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>· Door se dekha to paani baras raha tha
>· Door se dekha to paani baras raha tha
>· Paas gaya... to bheeg gaya...
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>· Door se dekha to sher tha
>· Door se dekha to sher tha
>· Is liye paas gaya hi nahi...
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>· ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
>· ADVERTISEMENT SERIES:
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>· Main tere pyar mein paagal hua chhaliye
>· Main tere pyar mein paagal hua chhaliye,
>· Iodex maliye kaam pe chaliye
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>· Main hu yahan, tu hai wahan
>· Main hu yahan, tu hai wahan
>· Lifebouy hai jahan, tandurusti hai wahan
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>· ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
>· AUR, AKHIR MEIN GHALIB KE LIYE EK SHER:
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>· Tumne mere man se khela
>· Tumne mere tan se khela
>· Tumne mere dhan se khela
>· Wah, Wah Wah! Well played! Well played!
>
>· ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
>· ENJOY THE FOLLOWING:
>· ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
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>· ladka bola : kash in hasinao ke baap mar jate,
>· bahana gam ka hota, hum inke ghar to jaate.
>· Ladki boli: Bewakoof, Yeh bolana bhi paap hoga,
>· kisi din tu bhi kisi hasina ka baap hoga.
>
>· Irshaad.....Irshaad..............
>
>· Ladki boli: Chandni chaand se hoti hai, sitaron se nahi,
>· Mohabbat ek se hoti hai, hazaaron se nahi.
>· Ladka bola : Chandni agar chaand se hogi to sitaron ka kya hoga,
>· Mohabbat agar ek se hogi to hazaron ka kya hoga. |
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