33*. When ur life is in darkness pray to God
Ask him to free u from darkness and
Even after you pray and you are still in darkness,
Please pay your ELECTRICITY BILL !

34*. When thing go wrong, & when sadness fills ur heart, & when tears flow in ur eyes, just let me know coz I want 2 b there 4 u, I'm selling tissues. Buy 1 Get 1 Free!!!

35*. Life without u is impossible. U r in my blood. Cannot stay for a sec without u. If there u aren't, I'm dead. Excuse me, I'm talking of oxygen.

36*. She came at night, explored my body, got on top of me, touced me, she bit, sucked, swalloed, when she was satisfied, she left, I was hurt... stupid Mosquito.


37*. Every morning U R the 1st thing that come 2 my mind. I wish I would start my day with U in my Bed. I Love Ur Feel to my Lips. U just makes my day. I Love You. NESCAFE )


38*. Touch it gently.. Put ur finger inside.. If hole is big put three fingers..Rub it up & down gently .......... that's the right way of
washing the glass!!!!!


39*. Dark were those days, without your sight. When I was in darkness, you gave me light. You gave me strength 2 make life bright. Thank you so much PHILIPS TUBELIGHT!

40*. Two lovers plan a suicide.
Boy jumped first.
Gal closed her eyes n returned back saying: Luv is blind.
Boy in air opened his parachute saying: Luv never dies
41*. Could u fax me ur photo very very urgently ? Mind u it's really very very urgent, damn serious and very imp ..... I'm playing cards and we've misplaced the JOKER.

42*. From Mon to Sun, From Jan To Dec,From birth till my death, my feelings 4 u have never changed. For me, you've always been........... a headache !
43*. I cannot hide this from u any more. I don't want 2 hurt u and I feel it's best if I tell u, before you hear it from someone else ............ Potato Prices Have Gone Up !

44*. If u save this msg, it means I'm cute. If u edit this, I'm still cute. If u fwd this, u r spreading that i'm cute & if u erase this, u r jealous of me coz i'm cute!

45*. L%k out$ide,it$ $o plea$ent
MOON $miling 4 U*
Tree$ dancing 4 U*
$tanrs $inging 4 U*
$ky praying 4 U*
Cloud$ l%king 4 U*
& ME mi$$ing &
waiting 4 ur msg or call.

46*. Hi i am marrying next week
there will be a small party and
only few persons will be invited
Hey don't bring any gift
just bring SOMEONE to marry me.....


47*. Dear Friend, When i ask u flower,
u give me bouquet
when i ask u a stone
u give me a statue
when i ask u a feather
u give me peacock
ARE U REALLY DEAF ?


48*. destiny decides who u meet in life
but its only your heart that can decide
who gets to stay in your life.....

49*.Love is sweet poison:
Do not consume without your beloved's advise
and keep out of reach of children
and keep it in cool and dark place.

50*.Promise me we are true friends
I am lamp you are light
I am Coke you are Sprite
I am Sawan you are badal
I am Normal you are Pagal
I am Water you are Tanki
I am Tarzan you are Monkey
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51*. All Flower don’t represent Love But Rose Did It
All Animals cannot speak but Parrot did it
All donkeys Cannot read But U did it

52*.If u are a chocolate you are the SWEETEST,
If u are a teddy bear you are the most HUGGABLE,
If u are a star you are the BRIGHTEST,
and since you are my friend...U R THE BEST !!

53*. IF PeoPle Sy U R Crazy, B patient,U r monkey , relax , U r Stupid,Be cool, But If thay say U R smart, “THAPPAR LAGA K KEHNA BATAMEEZ MAZAK Ke BHI AIK HAD HOTI HAI”
Ilyas Lahore 03214775029…..

54*. I Wish 4 u;
Gr8 start 4 Monday
No Obstacles 4 Tuesday
No Stress 4 Wednesday
No Worry 4 Thursday
Smile 4 Friday
Party 4 Saturday
Great Fun 4 Sunday
Have a beautiful week

55* This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, an cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat,20 cat, seconds cat !... Now read it without the word cat.

56* All Flower don’t represent Love But Rose Did It
All Animals cannot speak but Parrot did it
All donkeys cannot read but U did it
Ha ha Ha




57*. Bird Miss u
Animals Miss U
Elephants Miss U
Monkies Miss U
Chimpanzees Miss U
So
PLZ plz PLZ
Go back 2 Zoo They ALL MISS U

58*. Have a heart that never hardens
have a smile that never fades
have a touch that never burnt
and have friendship that never breaks.

59*. If u drop me i ill break if u hold me i ill shake
if u need me i ill hurry, if u don't call me i ill worry
if u hurt me i ill cry but if u leave me i ill die.

60* Sincere Apology : If u dont like any of my SMS n dont like 2 read, then plz dont hesitate, feel free to..... Throw ur mobile otherwise Friendly Reply me.
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61*.A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U .........Zthe one who invented alphabets was a genius, but he made a silly mistake by keeping " U " & " I " so far.

62* .i love "u", I love "u", I love "u", I love "u", I love "u", I love "u", I love "u". Hey! Don't get excited, I love other alphabets too...v, w, x, y, z !

63*.A - U'r Attractive B - U'r D Best C - U'r Cute D - U'r Dear 2 me E - U'r Excellent F - U'r Funny G - U'r Gud Looking H - He He He I - I'm J - Just K - Kidding

64*. ABC: Allways Be Careful; DEF : Dont Ever Forget (me)JKLM:Just keep loving MeNOPQRSTUVW: No other person quite right shall treat u very well. ur loving XYZ.

65*.What is meant by ABCDEFG... A Boy Can Do Everything For a Girl
And GFEDCBA means... Girl Forgets Everything Done n Catches new Boy
Again..
66*.Last nite I lay in bed, looking at the stars, the beautiful sky and the endless horizon.... and suddenly I thought... where the hell is my roof?

67*.You've got Sex Appeal... You've got Style... You've got Intelligence... You've got Class... You've got D Face... & You've got D Body... & I've got the wrong number! Sorry!

68*.Hi Musharraf needs 500 donkeys to attack on India.****499 ja chuke, message milte hi niklo ,jaldi karoo.

69*.What is wrong with your cell every time i call a voice comes****that the subscriber u have dialed is a monkey****plz contact zoo for detail

70*.Someday u may lose ur hair.****u may lose ur teeth- ur money & even lose ur mind.****But 1 thing u will never loose is ur good looks.****coz u cant lose wot u don't have!
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71*. God created the earth,****God created the woods, ****God created you too, ****but yes, even God makes mistakes!

72*. I want u 2 know that our friendship means a lot 2 me. U cry, I cry. U laugh.. I laugh. U jump out of d window.. I look down n then.. I laugh again.. hahaha

73*. 3-2=1 Heart Praying 4 u
1+1=2 Eyes Looking 4 u
3+2=5 Senses missing u
4=3=7 Days in week I miss u
7+5=12 month asking GOD to take care u


74*. Wife Is just Like Shadow If you Follow her She will Fly From you .IF you Fly From Her she will follow U.

75*.I've seen angels in the sky,****I've seen snow fall in July,****I've seen things you could only imagine to see or do,****But I still haven't seen anything sweeter than you!

76*.Kiss is not like Nokia...Connecting People****Kiss is not like Nike..Just Do It.****Kiss is not like Pepsi..Yeh Dil Maange More****But Kiss is like Pan Parag..Ek Se Mera Kya Hoga

77*. Good looks catch the eyes but Good Personality catches the heart, You are blessed with both!. FLATTERED?. Don't Be, it was sent to me, I just wanted you to read it.
78*.I saw something in a shop window. It was stunning, cute, simply adorable. I was supposed 2 buy it 4 u, then I realised it was my reflection.
79*.To live a life, one needs brains, reflex, perception, looks, IQ, knowledge,way of _____expression & many more mental qualities. Hats off 2 u coz u manage 2 live without them.

80*. To handle yourself, use your head;
To handle others, use your heart.
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81*. GF IS BEAUTY & WIFE IS DUTY,
GF IS SPRINGROLL & WIFE IS DABBAGOL,
GF IS CHUSKI & WIFE IS RISKY,
GF IS TOOTIFROOTY & WIFE IS KISMAT FUTY.....

82*.God saw me hungry, he created pizza .
He saw me thirsty, he created pepsi .
He saw me in dark, he created light
He saw me without problems, He created YOU.

83*.My cell phone loves it when u sms: its little face lights up, bursts in to beeps and has ur name written all over it. I think u should sms more often, i think it likes u!

84*.CONGRATS LUCKY WINNER!!!
U won 15 days & 14 nights stay at hotel saonam palace in Baghdad (Iraq), Enjoy free fire works & Air shows provided be U.S Air Force..


85*.WITHOUT ur SMS Days R Like!
MOURNDAY
TEARSDAY
WASTEDAY
THIRSTDAY
FEARSDAY
SHATTERDAY,
SADDAY
So Send Me SMS EveryDAY 2 Keep ME Happy & Healthy…

86* If ever in your life U R very sad & lonely & feel that U have lost
every thing, I will come, Hold your hand, take U 4 Walk on a Bridge &
Show U where 2 jump From !!!...

87* I Could Forget A Face..
Forget A Home..
Forget A Place..
Forget A Name..
Forget A Game..
I Could Forget Myself..
But Forgetting U..
Forget It!!

88* Hey... Listen...
Two people were asking me ur Details Today.
I gave them ur address n cell no.
They will be visiting u soon.
Their names are Love & Happiness.




90* A sardar ji Pulled out 6 people from a burning house ………..
still he was in jailed…………why? Bcoz all the 6 were fire brigade staff.

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UNLIMITED ENGLISH SMS 2
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1>.Teacher tells a student a=b, b=c implies a=c. Tell me an example.
Student : I love u - u love your daughter - so I love your daughter.

2>.Its funny when people discuss over "love marriage" and
"arranged marriage"It is like asking a person if he would like to "hang himself" o"shoot himself".

3>.When god opened the window of heaven he saw me and asked? What is ur wish 4 today?" I said: "Lord, Please take specially care of the person reading this message."

4>.If u hide, i'll seek 4 u. If u r lost, i'll search 4 u. If u'll leave, i'll wait 4 u. If days take u away 4m me, i'll fight 4 u. But, if u stop sending SMS, i'll kill you.

5>.MOBILES R IRRITATING,RINGS EVERY NOW AN THEN RECHARGING BATTERY MESSAGES GET DELAYED BUT ONE THING I LUV ABT IT. that IT CONNECTS ME AND YOU.

6>.A baby monkey asked his mother monkey, "why do v look so bad?". The mom monkey said, " Thank God!! U r still better, just look at the person reading this SMS."

7>.Love the heart that hurts you, but never hurt the heart that loves you. Plesae don't hurt my heart
8>.I AM IN HOSPITAL NOW.
AFTER 5 MINS, I WILL B TRANSFERED 2 A SYRGERY ROOM.
THE DOCTOR TOLD ME,
I WILL DIE IF I STOP
RECIEVING UR SMS.