9>.| i-'''-i |
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| ( u ) |
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Standing by my window waiting 4 ur message if u don't SMS I will jump from Ground Floor..

10>.Heart can only love 4a while,
u can put many relations in a file,
u can make a desert from the nile,
but u cant stop my smile
when i see ur name on my mobile!!!
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11>.Your network tariff has changed. call charges r now calculated according to brain size. The smaller the cheaper. CONGRATS u can make free calls.

12>.There is a meeting at Mental Hospital all doctors, nurses & attendents are present but meeting have not started Bcoz patient is busy in reading this SMS.

13>.Refresh UR Brain.
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14>.Teacher : Correct the sentence, "A bull and a cow is grazing in the field"Student : A cow and a bull is grazing in the field
Teacher : How?Student : Ladies first.

15>.People Live, People Die,
People Laugh, People cry,
Some give up, Some will try,
Some say Hi, Some say Bye,
Others may Forget u.
But...HOW CAN I?
16>. What is GIRL FRIEND:
Addition of Problem
Subtraction Of Money
Multiplication Of Enemy
Division of Friends SO Be careful

17>. Exams are like GIRL FRIENDS;
1,Too Many Questions.
2,Difficult to Understand.
3,More Explanation is Needed.
4,Result is always FAIL!

18>.Every 1 wants 2b the sun that lights up ur life, but I'd rather b ur moon, so I can shine on u during ur darkest hour when ur sun is not around!!!
19>.V like each other bcoz
U think I'm nice,
I think u r nice;
U think I'm cool,
I think u r cool,
U think I'm sweet,
I think u r sweet,
U think I'm smart,
I think u r Right.



20>. The animals of a jungle have decided to hold a meeting. The lion has come, the tiger has come, the elephant has come, the monkey has come.. But The meeting hasn't started. Guess why ? Because the Donkey is busy reading this SMS !
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21>.Once god came up 2 me & granted me a wish. I asked 4 "world peace". That's impossible, he said. Then I asked him 2 give u brains. He said "Let me try world peace"

22>.== == ==FRIENDSHIP == == ==
Knows no Season, Knows no Time,
It has a sole intention.
Of bringing people together..
To a time.. Called."FOREVER"

23>.Please remind me 2 remind U about reminding me to send U this reminder that reminds me of reminding U that U never have to remind me 2 remember U, I ALWAYS DO!

24>. God Picked Up a Flower and Dipped it in dew,
He Lovingly touched it which turn into U and then
HE Gifted to me and said this Friend is 4 u. Take. Care

25>. 1 day u'll B srprisd 2C ME beside U. U & ME laughing, U & ME crying, U & ME dreaming, U & ME holding on, U & ME... just U & ME sitting in a MENTAL HOSPITAL & ME CHECKING U.

26>.U r the one whose so smart,U r the one whose so charming, U r the one whose so caring, U r the one whose so good looking. And, I'm the one who is spreading these rumors.

27>.Time and Distance r unimportant between friends, When a friend is in ur heart, they remain there 4ever. I may be so busy, But I assure u r always in my Heart!!!



28>.Its hard to find Sum 1 whoz 99%Cute, 98% Sweet, 95% loving, 90% down 2 earth, Dats Me , Wot a waste if u loode me.So betta keep in touch.

29>.We met , it was my chance, we met once against was my luck, v became friends, it was my destiny, v r still friends its ur decision, we will always be friends, that's a promise.

30>.What is true friendship ? U cry & I cry. U sad, I sad, U laughing, I laughing, U jump out of window... I look down... I am still laughing !
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31>.LIFE IS FOR LIVING,I LIVE 4 USONGS ARE 4 SINGING,I SING 4 U FRIENDS R FOR CARING, I CARE 4 UANGELS R 4 KEEPING CAN I KEEP U.

32>.To live a life, one needs brains, reflex, perception, looks, IQ, knowledge, way of ____expression & many more mental qualities. Hats off 2 u coz u manage 2 live without them.

33>.Can u pronounce good english:- read along woof, roof, loof, shoof, shoof, woof, loof, roof, poof, woof woof, hoof, woof, roof, shoof. Test results: U r a good dog. Now stop barking.

34>.IF U ASK ME HOW LONG I WILL BE UR FRIEND,MY ANSWER WOULD BE DON'T KNOWCOS I REALLY DON'T KNOW WHICH 1 IS LONGER-- FOREVER OR ALWAYS.

35>.Introduction is possible anytime ,
Love is possible sometime.
Marriage is possible one time ,
but a sweet friend like u is possible once in a lifetime.

36>.Friendship is a promise made in the heart...Silent , Unwritten.,..Unbreakable by distance...Unchangeable by time...

37>.A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" And the father replied,"I don't know son, I'm still paying."

38>.It must have been a very rainy day when you were born, but it wasn't rain, it was the sky who was crying bcoz it lost its most beautiful star and that was you.

39>. If I ever go for a brain transplant I’d like 2 use ur brain. It's not because u r a genius. I would only like a brain that has never been used.

40>.It’s not an achievement to make 100 Friends in a Year, but an achievement is to make a FRIEND for 100 years, n I know I've made ONE, that U.
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41>.GATES OF MEMORIES, NEVER CLOSEHOW I REMEMBER U, NO 1 KNOWS.DAYS WILL PASS N BECOMES YEARSILL REMEMBER U IN MY SILENT TEARS
42>.LIFE IS LIKE A BOOK; EACH DAY A NEW PAGEWITH ADVENTURES 2 EXPERIENCE,LESSON 2 LEARN,AND GOOD DEEDS 2 REPLICATE

43>.Sign post outside college DRIVE CAREFULLY;DONT KILL THE STUDENT,LEAVE IT TO THE LECTURES

44>.A sweeter smile, A brighter day, Hope everything turns out great for you today !!Good Morning, Have a Nice Day.

45>.Positive thinking is like this. A little bird in the sky, U look up n it shits in ur eye & u dont cry. U just thank GOD that Cows dont fly.

46>.GALILEO: Great Mind.
EINSTEIN: Genius Mind.
NEWTON : Extraordinary Mind.
BILL GATES: Brilliant Mind.
ME : Master Mind.
YOU : Never Mind.

48>.What part of the man has no bone but has muscles, has lots of veins, like pumping and is responsible for making love? It's.............................................HEART.

49>.When I think, I think of you, when I look, I want to look at you. I am crazy about you, even if it seems to become an obsession
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50>. Vacancy:
Post : True Friend.
Eligibility : Loving & Caring.
Duty : To Love
Experience : Not Required
Salary : Never Ending Love.
Joining : Immediately
R U INTRESTED ???

51>. The beautiful word is ALLAH,
Most beautiful song is AZAN,
Best exercise is NAMAZ,
World perfect book is QURAN,
And You are so lucky if YOU are a MUSALMAN

52>. who is friend?
F-First
R-Relative
I-In
E-Every
N-New
D-Difficulty!!!

53>.When I C the moon I C U ,
When I C the stars I C U,
when I C the Sea I C U,
get out of the way you are blocking my view.


54>.Take My Eyes but let me c u.
Take my mind but let me think about u.
Take my hand but let me touch u.
But if u want to take my heart, its already with U.

55>.Friends are like pieces of puzzle. If you lose one ..
it will never be Complete again.
Just want you to know you are one of the pieces,
I cant afford to lose.

56>.My friend, the best quality that i like about u is that, U R very sentimental .... (10% Senti and 90% Mental).

57>. Every body wants :
Someone Special,
Someone Nice,
Someone Loving,
Someone honest,
Someone Cute,
Someone attractive,
WHY EVERBODY Wants ME yaar!!

58>.People Live.. People Die.. People Laugh.. People Cry.. Some Give Up.. Some Will Try.. Some Say Hi.. Some Say Bye.. Others mayforget U but... Never Shall I ;;)


59>. Good News 4 u! Rent free,accomdation (khana,Peena,Sona,Rehna....Everything is free)For more details...Just dial EDHI CENTER

60>.C the sky, U will C God's grace ;
C the rain, U will dance once again;
C the moon ,U will C the depth of the lake;
C the mirror, U will see God's greatest asset.
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61>.When U are feeling stressed & about to breakdown - my friend, just remember STRESSED is just DESSERTS spelled backwards. It's a piece of cake!!!

62>. King like money, bee like honey, but I like u..don't get excited..i like monkey to.

63>. Softly the leaves of memories and all slowly I'll pick and gather them all coz 2 day, 2morrow & till my life is thru, I'll always cherish having a FRIEND LIKE U!!!!

64>.I ask God 2 make U happy,make U smile,
Guide u safely through every mile,
Grant u wealth,Give u health,
And most of all give u strong memory so u don't 4get me.

65>. When u feel HAPPY press O3OO, feel LONELY press 9O, MISS me press 22, want a SMILE press 11, need FRIEND press O, press them all together & u can hear me..

66>.Dreams visit us when we are asleep - but God is truly wise.He wakes us each day & gives us every chance to make our dreams come true.

67>.A friend is a gift, a gift to share.
A gift from a package marked handle with care.
I want u to know that u are one of the best gifts I received. Take Care.

68>.Night has ended 4 another day,
morning has come in a special way.
May u smile like the sunny rays n leave ur worries 4 sum other day

69>. *F.R.I.E.N.D*
F—Field of Love
R—Root of Joy
I---Island of Good
E----End of Sorrow
N—Name of Hope
D---Door of Understanding

70>. Wats wrong with ur cell? Tried calling lots of times. Every time I dial ur no. the operator says-The subscriber u r calling is a monkey. Pls call the zoo 4 details
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71>.In the morning I do not eat because I think of you, at noon I do not eat because I think of you, in the evening I do not eat because I think of you, at night I do not sleep because I am hungry.
72> Heart can Skip beat for a while...
Memories can be kept in d file...
A desert can be replaced by Nile.
But nothing can stop a smile,
when ur name comes on my MOBILE.

73>.1st thief : Oh ! The police is here. Quick! Jump out of the window!
2nd thief : But this is the 13 th floor.
1st thief : Hurry! this is no time for superstitions.

74>. Man : How old is your father?
Boy : As old as me.
Man : How can that be?
Boy : He became a father only when I was born.

75>. In times of difficulties, don't ever say" God I have a big problem" but instead "hey problem I have a big god" and every thing will be ok." God Bless you".

76>.7 Glance = 1 Smile
7 Smile = 1 Meeting
7 Meeting = 1 Kiss
7 Kisses = 1 Proposal
7 Proposal = 1 Marriage -
And that 1 Bloody marriage has 777777777777 problems.
So beware of glance!

77>.A lady went to a restaurant and ordered a bowl of soup.
Lady : Waiter, what is this soup called?
Waiter : It is called special chicken soup.
Lady : But I see no chicken in it!
Waiter : That's why it's so special!

78>.A man inserted an 'ad' in the classified: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."

79>.Someday u may lose ur hair.****u may lose ur teeth- ur money & even lose ur mind.****But 1 thing u will never loose is ur good looks.****coz u cant lose wot u don't have!

80> Gud Looks catch eye and gud personality catches a heart. U R blessed with both.. Flattered ??? Don't be. It was sent 2 me and I just wanted 2 read it.
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81> I HV A CONFESSION 2 MAKE! EVER SINCE I'VE KNOWN U, ITS KIND A HARD 4 ME 2 4GET U. EVERY NITE U APPEAR IN MY DREAM & I FIND MYSELF SHOUTING BHOOT BHOOT ....!


82> Who says ENGLISH is Difficult. Just fill This Blank with YES or No,
…………….I Don’t have aney Mind !!!!!


83> This is a message
from a
friend
to a
friend
for a
friend
to be a
friend
so that a
friend
remains a
friend
of a
friend
who is a
* friend Forever * !

84>. A DOCTOR can save my lyf A LAWYER can defend my lyf A SOLDIER can giv me a peaceful lyf but only a Friend like u can giv me true life.

85> Life is 4 livin, I Live 4 U.
Songs r 4 singin, I Sing 4 U.
Love is 4 carin, I Care 4 U.
Angels r 4 keepin, Can I keep U...?

86 > 7 rules to be happy...
1>never hate
2>dont't worry
3>live simple
4>expect a little
5>give a lot
6>akways smile
7>have a friend like me.....

87> DONT TAKE IT SERIOUSLY.
JUST TP.
Check out Some Realites of Life.
"U love someone
U marry someone else.
The one u marry
becomes ur wife or husband.
And the one u loved
becomes the password of ur mail id"

88> Post vacant 4………A sincere, wise & real friend……no experience required………1 more post available 4 gf………A cute, charming, modest & sincere& loyal. Innocent is must …No EXP Required. So hurry-up submit ur form.Today is the Last day 4 subbmission of application form.U can submit on line now By SMS to me……

89>A Picture of American Society …………A women came to her Husband In hurry & said ……GET UP DARLING, urs Kids & my Kids are Bearting our Kids
Special thanks to khalid 4m peshawar ( + 9 2 3 4 5 9 0 4 4 9 9 0 )9:1:2006

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GOOD MORNING

1*>.A good message 4 a good Person from a good person 4 a good reason at a good time on a good day in a good month ,have a good day . Now, Good Morning, My cute friend.

2*>.Laugh like u've never cried, play like u've never lost,
Love like u've never hurt, and live like there is no tomorrow.
Have a "Bindas Day" every day!!!! (Tension free!!)

3*>.Negative thinking is the cause of physical and mental disorders but changing ourselves to think positive will change whole world for us (Gud Morning)

4*>. Hot Coffee!!
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cl " " " l Specially
t_ _ _ j 4 u. I mixed it with 1 tbsp of luck 2 tbsp of hope 3 tbsp of smiles it'll make ur day happy-Gud Morning!!!

5*>. Please open yours EYES ! so the SUN can Rise, Flower Can Blossom ,Birds Can Sing, Becz All are waiting to See ur beautiful Smile in u.GOOD MORNING B HAPPY.
Dr Bina 28/3/06 05:09A.M

6*>.I wish u 10 ROSES
One 4 TRUST
One 4 FRIENDSHIP
One 4 LOVE
One 4 CARE
One 4 HEALTH
One 4 WEALTH
One 4 SUCCESS
One 4 HONOUR
One 4 HONESTY &
One 4 A LONG HAPPY LIFE !